dear xxxanga,

ive got to be honest. im completely over you. you're boring and stupid. i have no use for you.

im gonna be saying goodbye.

dear xxxanga friends (haha),

has anyone noticed that banner that says **dont click this if you are easily scared** or **click to see somethin really freaky**. And Im sure none of you clicked it, so i took the honors for you and the mystery is its a fucking popup ad. for a horoscope. But still, dont you all think it gives xxxanga some cool credentials caz i do!

(and since i never did before ill start now)

sincerely, thanks, your friend, your enemy, truly yours, farewell, wish i had more,

Mr. Eff Douchebagg

dear xxxanga,

(see previous entry for answers to your questions)

a spider layed eggs in my cheek....they're growing....that or its a goiter..

hi my names ryan. and this (pointing to goiter attached to left lower jaw bone) is Postulio, he loves you...postulio wants you...postulio commands you...

oh man how i miss all this...

Dear XXXanga,

I's delete cuz i respect the integrity of you alls mad playing xxxanganian taste.

dont worry i dont serve to entertain you or keep you interested. im here caz i feel online sharing of thought is key to... well biding time when the wars and teams must be decided. come on now, if no one had read my xxxanga when i was now, well

you see... they wouldn;t respect my blunt demonism. as the pyschological term is often referred to as.

i just want to keep it brutally clear. that this is for my humor. my boredom. my love of "demonisM" and the all consuming trancendental connectivity of the universe. sigh. fucking dreamer.

Dear XXXanga,

i had cinnamon toast crunch for breakfast.

i had hallucanagenic mushrooms for a snack later on.

i got some jamba juice for lunch.

i had a beer for my after-my friends left-snack.

and i had raviola for dinner.

maybe top the night off with some hard liquor.

or some good ole

santa cruz homegrown

if thats not healthy then!! fuck, im taking bids on how i die! SEND YOUR SUBMISSION IN SOON OR SOMEONE ELSE MIGHT GET IT! There are only...so many ways...

but yea.

oh the NOSTALGIA!!! and the white-wheat-rye...thank mags for that one!! hELLS YEA!